we can ALL rest easy now

the cheese bandit has been apprehended (with FOUR blocks of evidence!)

Cops: Cheese Thief Tried To Stab Store Manager With Steak Knife

Jenna Carlesso
.................Before fleeing the store, Ash threatened to assault the manager the next time he came back in, Mertes said. He took off toward Capitol Avenue.

Officers tracked him down in front of 801 Capitol Ave. They found the knife and four blocks of Colby Jack cheese in his left pocket, each valued at $3.49, Mertes said..............

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