torrington; the sex capital of southern new england?

now THIS is funny:


Public Indecency Charges In Torrington
Just days after they arrested four teens on assault charges who allegedly misinterpreted a woman's scream during sex and attacked her lover, police have charged three people with of an overly public display of affection.

Officers were sent to the area behind a Migeon Avenue car dealership to investigate a report of two people having sex on a car. By the time an officer got there, the woman and man had finished up and she was fondling a second man, police said................

.........Police said "bountiful amounts" of alcohol were involved in the incident.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,