it's time again for stupid connecticut crimes

and yes, it's a crime to go to the dentist's office NUDE (in connecticut it is, if that dentist's office is NOT in the middle of a nudist colony)


Police: Stratford Man Went Naked To Dental Appointment
STRATFORD - A Connecticut man has been arrested after he allegedly showed up at a dental office naked.

Police said 41-year-old Christopher Hoff of Stratford also was five days late for an appointment Monday when he went to Optimus Dental.

Hoff was charged with two counts of disorderly conduct, one count of public indecency and failure to comply with fingerprinting. He was being held in lieu of $10,000 bond.

He did not immediately return a telephone message left Wednesday at his home. It's unclear if he has an attorney.

Police said when Hoff entered the dental office, a startled female receptionist screamed and he ran away......